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When James Cameron takes more than a decade to realise his vision, you know its pure passion. And I’d say his passion definitely paid off in a big way. Countless millions have been poured for Cameron to develop special cameras for his revolutionary motion performance, whereby through his lens, he can literally see his actors interacting with a mocked up CG environment, instead of the environment being added on post-production.

And boy does it show.

The story takes place in the lush world of Pandora, one of a few moons orbiting Alpha Centauri A, 4.3 light years from Earth. Humans have discovered a substance called Unobtanium (get it? Very hard to obtain!), a valuable mineral that’s worth millions.

The bulk of this mineral sits under a village of natives called the Na’vi, blue humanoid beings living a primitive, yet spiritually enchanted life. They are very much aligned with the flora and fauna of the planet via a plug-and-play appendage you have to watch to believe.

Sam Worthington is Jake Sully, an ex-marine tasked to integrate himself with the Na’vi via an avatar, a genetically bred human-na’vi hybrid.

He does so, and learns the way of the Na’vi. Slowly but surely, he falls in love with the lifestyle and what they represent. It helps that he gets to shack up with the tribal chief’s daughter, Neytiri, too! Nothing like some alien love to wake the warrior within.

And even though he is but human, he decides to take up arms and fight for the Na’vi clan, culminating in a pulsating third act of Pandora mayhem.

The story in this film takes a slight backseat to the visual treat, which pummels your eyes from start to the climatic finale. Each creature seems to have an earthly equivalent (like horses, dogs, iguanas and erm, dragons), yet superbly designed and enchanting to watch. The attention to detail is impeccable. And for 2.5 hours, we’re truly transported to another world that is so believable it plays like a National Geographic special.

This definitely is a game-changer in the way CG worlds are realised.

A breathtaking spectacle, and a 2009 must-watch.

why are you still here?

the blog’s shifted to http://vinyarb.com

This time its gonna be different. Trust me.

Windows 7 has launched. And this time, there’ll not be any of the problems the last operating system has.

Trust me.

I want to be a porn writer

Its got to be one of the easiest jobs in the world. Take your pick of any hollywood movie/tv series, add a lame reason for some girl to get laid, and there you have it. A new porno.

The latest to hit the street?

This

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They don’t even bother changing the title.

Here’s my idea:

Its based on current hotshot series FlashForward. And its going to be called FleshForward.

The premise runs off the same event in the original. One day, everyone simultaneously experiences a flashforward 6 months into the future for 137 seconds.

As some people meet their deaths from accidents caused by the flashforward, others are invigorated by theirs.

Belinda Johnson, in her fleshforward, experienced the deepest, most intense orgasm ever. Unfortunately, she was done doggie, and never did find out who he was. Since the event, she has been dude-hopping, trying to find, and keep, her destiny.

Let the games begin.

You would so watch this porno, wouldn’t you?

Awesome idea update:

And in a Shyamalanish twist ending, it will be revealed that the man she was looking for all along, was a woman with a strap-on!

This is so gonna win porno of the year.

Change is in the air

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Its been a while since vinyarb has seen a change in layout.. and I think its about time for a change.

Watch this space!

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THIS IS IT!

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What’s the world’s funniest joke?

This!

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”

No joke, this is wiki-certified!