The (Russian) spy who shagged me

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The (Russian) spy who shagged me

Written by Richard Tan

Thursday, 08 July 2010 17:09

Ok, not me. But rather, Alex Chapman, a Brit who had the great fortune of being married to Anna Chapman for 4 years between 2002 and 2005. Anna Chapman was born 23rd February 1982 in Volvograd. She was arrested, along with 10 others, for allegedly being a Russian spy working for SVR, Russian Intelligence.

But let's not kid around. I know why you're here. You're here not because you're interested in the politics of espionage, nor are you keen on the kinds of school Anna attended as a child, and what her motivations were as a spy, and how her double life could be stressful, and how she coped with that stress.

No, you're here because you'd read that she was hot as hell, and kinky as well. Then there's also the pictures...

Following her arrest, her ex-husband, smelling a perfect money-making opportunity, told-all to the press, and provided salacious details of their personal lives, including that

she has a penchant for sex toys
she loved wearing nipple clamps and wield whips
they joined the mile-high club

But there's nothing like having a few choice quotes from the man himself.

“I found her Russian accent such a turn-on,”

“The sex was great and she had this incredible body. It was more about lust at first. I hadn’t met anybody like her before,”

“We were having so much fun. We also experimented with sex toys."

“It was great fun although Anna was covering her face with a hat when I took the pictures”

“When we were on the plane we came up with a plan to join the mile high club. I went to the toilet first and told her to follow later and knock,”

“Anna was wearing a denim dress so I hitched it up and we just went for it. It was fantastic because of the thrill of doing it on a plane. We were in the toilet for about 15 minutes and then one of the cabin crew knocked on the door. I said Anna had been sick and I was helping her,”

Wow.... fun times.

Along with the exposé, Alex had also graciously sold topless photos of Anna, and because I have to preserve the integrity of this website, it will not be shown here.

If you really want to see them, you'll have to dig deep in the gutters.

PS: I really pity the other 10 spies who'd been caught together with her. I'm sure they've all worked their asses off for the Russian Intelligence, but just cos they're not hot, they're not newsworthy.

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