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Human Centipede 3 becomes more of a joke

Oct
11

 

The Human Centipede

mmph mmph!

Some of you may find it appalling, but I really liked The Human Centipede. No doubt it was sick and twisted, but it lingered in the realm of something that real sick people may commit, hence the 100% medically accurate tagline.

It was deranged, and ended in a way that really made you think “OMFG what’s she (#2) gonna do?!” She was really stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Then The Human Centipede 2 took it more than a few steps further, aiming for a 12-person-pede. It aimed to be a little meta, showing the events happening in The Human Centipede to be a movie, with an allegory that real life is often more brutal, sick and unrelenting than fiction.

But it simply devolved into a let’s-cram-as-much-gore-and-violence-as-we-can film. It got so bad the film had to be in black and white to lessen the bloody factor.

 

Which is why I got really pissed off that Director Tom Six is planning a 500-person-pede for his finale.

Its just ridiculous now.

Would you be watching THC3?

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Ask me anything on reddit

Oct
10
I am Barack Obama. Ask me anything.

I am Barack Obama. Ask me anything.

Often times, when celebrities or famous personalities get interviewed in the press or magazines or go on TV, the line of questioning may not be what you were thinking of.

They may be promoting a book or a movie, but you’re really interested in another facet of their life, which you may never get to know. But when they go onto a platform such as reddit, its basically an open forum where anyone with an account can log in and ask them anything, and have a very good possibility of getting an answer.

A lot of personalities have recently taken to reddit’s AMA (Ask Me Anything) section to conduct informal “interviews”, and I think the benefits are mutual.

We get to know a lot more about them, and they get to spread their beliefs and share their thoughts.

I’ve never really been a reddit user, but I think I’ll start lurking a lot more.

Here are some of the more interesting AMAs I’ll be reading:

Isn’t the internet wonderful?

 

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Sexiest woman alive 2012 – Mila Kunis

Oct
10
Mila Kunis

Face of Dior Bags FW 2012. Also, sexiest woman alive, even in black and white.

Esquire picked Mila Kunis as the sexiest woman alive 2012.

What do you think of the choice?

What would be your choice?

Fun fact: Mila has heterochromia iridum, where her irises are of different colours. One is brown, the other green.

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Eagle hunts crocodile (Holy Shit!)

Oct
09
eagle catches crocodile

You may have caught me. But good luck biting through me, bitch!
Photo credit: Mark Sheridan-Johnson

Safari guide Mark Sheridan-Johnson caught this amazing shot of an Eagle punching way above its weight, catching a baby Nile Croc.

Sometimes, in life, you just have to go for it.

This eagle must have grown up with parents saying:

“as long as you put your mind to it, my boy…”

Source: Telegraph

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Singapore’s first Failcon

Oct
05

Wanna startup? Don’t wanna fail? Then you need to go to Singapore’s first FailCon.

Notable speakers include Ben Huh, Founder of Cheezburger Inc, Russell Simmons, Cofounder at Yelp, Patrick Lee, Cofounder of alivenotdead.com and rottentomatoes.com.

The list includes many other entrepreneurs and VCs. See the full list of speakers and agenda.

Also, because i signed up, and because i’m such a friend, if you register now, you get a 30% discount!

FailCon happens Monday, October 15th, 2012.

Personally, I think its pretty exciting to have these conferences happening and have very notable speakers come in to share their experiences.

Excited to learn more and share after.

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We have to go back!

Oct
04

Don’t you think Mitt Romney totally looks like an older version of Matthew Fox?

Matthew Fox looks like Mitt Romney

If this POTUS thing doesn't work out, I'll just go film an alternate version of Looper with Matthew Fox.

If you were here looking for the 2012 Presidential debate updates and big bird quotes, you can find them here.

 

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How much is that cuddle?

Oct
03

Sometimes, when you feel down and alone, all you really want is to be able to cuddle with a loved one. Afterall, cuddling releases Oxytocin, and increases overall happiness, reduces stress and blood pressure.

Hmmm… if only there was a way to monetize it.

Well, of course there is.

Courtesy of Japan, welcome to Cuddle Cafe. Soineya opened its doors 25 Sept, offering professional cuddles at a price.

The menu comes with items such as “sleeping in a girl’s arms”, “sleeping with head on girl’s laps” and “staring into each other’s eyes”.

Prices start at 3000 yen for 20 minutes.

Wouldn’t exactly be surprised if the girl were to ask

“would you like some used panties with that?”

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Cecilia Sue. Again (Sorry lah, topic of the month)

Oct
02

So, @rileykim came across this article, and civic-mindedly pointed me to the following paragraph:

Cecilia Sue Blowjob

In the statement above, Cecilia detailed an episode of vaginal intercourse without ejaculation, followed by a happy ending orally.

Now, isn’t that illegal in Singapore? I mean, correct me if i’m wrong.. but its OK to have oral sex provided it leads to intercourse, but the other way round, is definitely a criminal breach, right?

Soooo… even if Boon Gay were to be acquitted of corruption if he proves adultery, he/they will still face criminal charges for having oral sex?

But in this case, who gets charged? Blower or Blowee? Let’s poll!

[socialpoll id=”1909″]

 

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