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Top 10 films in 2012

Dec
31

So, the world didn’t end on the 21st, and we live through yet another apocalyptic prediction.

And with that, I guess we can safely say we’ll be sticking around for Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness and more. But that’s for another post.

Today, its about the best films of 2012 that I’ve seen. Please fill in yours in the comments.

10. Looper

2 things never fail to get my attention. Zombies, and time travel. Throw in a convoluted mafia-controlled time machine where people from the future send victims into the past to be assassinated, and we’re good.

9. Life of Pi

A boy named Pi, a Bengal tiger named Richard Parker, and 227 days on a lifeboat. The resulting story is an amazing journey filled with incredible visual mastery by Director Ang Lee.

8. Prometheus

A female figure in silhouette stands before an enormous statue of a humanoid head. Text at the middle of the poster reveals the tagline "The Search For Our Beginning Could Lead To Our End". Text at the bottom of the poster reveals the title, production credits and rating.

Ridley Scott. Aliens. Engineers. Damon Lindelof. Black Goo. Awesome.

7. [REC]³

REC3 sets the stage for REC4: Apocalipsis, the final entry in the series. It also, for the first time, brings us out of the apartment building of REC1 and 2. A parallel sequel that takes place at a wedding, which as you can see from the poster, seems to be a lot more happening than most other weddings I’ve seen!

6. Argo

Ben Affleck is a much better director than actor, although, when he acts in his own films, he does bring the acting up a notch as well. A rescue mission in Iran required a CIA agent to pose as a movie producer, and convince militants that 6 escaped US embassy staff in hiding are actually part of a Canadian film crew location scouting for their sci-fi film, Argo.

True story.

5. Magic Mike

Another sorta true story. This time based on Channing Tatum’s early exploits as a teen stripper. Only he’s too old to play his younger self, so he’s now a mentor figure to himself, played by Alex Pettyfer.

Never thought I’d like a movie about male strippers so much. Ooooh! 3 more words. Olivia Munn’s Boobs.

4. The Dark Knight Rises

It was always going to be an uphill task to better The Dark Knight, especially after that performance Heath Ledger put in as The Joker. And Christopher Nolan nearly succeeded with TDKR. I say almost because I feel that TDK is still the best among the 3 films. But TDKR comes pretty close!

3. The Avengers

How do you not love the superhero team-up we’ve all been waiting for? Between Avengers and TDKR, I really can’t tell which had more pre-release buzz around it.

Especially when you think back to 2008, when it was first teased with the end credits scene tagged to the back of Iron Man. With the Avengers, Joss Whedon has upgraded his status in my books as a director whom I’ll watch anything he releases, next to JJ Abrams and Christopher Nolan.

2. Chronicle

Wow. I have no words to describe this film. Chronicle is 2012’s District 9. Both were filmed on a shoestring budget with mind-blowing effects achieved.

Both were done by first time feature directors.

Both stories went in astounding directions that took moviegoers to a special place; the land of unpredictability.

1. The Cabin in the Woods

2012 must definitely be the year of Joss Whedon. Although he wrote this film in 2008, and produced it in 2009, it was only released in 2012. And what a film this is. Its a monster movie, its a comedy, its satire, its a love letter to the horror genre. It is so many things, and then some.

This is a film I’ll definitely be watching over and over again.

What are your top ten?

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Should you run or walk in the rain to get less wet?

Dec
21
run or walk in rain?

Correct Answer: You don’t run or walk in the rain. You pose.

Its December in Singapore. And for us, that means presents, turkey, and a shitload of rain.

Yeap, we’re well into the rainy season now, and inevitably, you’ll run into instances where you get caught in the rain.

Now, you’ll be thinking: Should I run or walk? Do I get wetter running or simply staying at my walking pace?

You may argue the case both, no, three ways:

  1. If I walk, i don’t get as much rain slamming into the side of me, making me more wet on my front. Hence, I should walk normally.
  2. If I run, I get to shelter faster, so I should be less wet.
  3. What?? There’s no difference! Wet is wet!

Luckily, math and science has the answer:

 

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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Dec
20

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Not content with grossing 2.92 billion with the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Peter Jackson is luring us back to Middle-Earth with yet another 3 films, adapted off the prequel The Hobbit.

This time, we follow the adventures of Frodo’s uncle, Bilbo Baggins, as he joins a band of dwarves together with Gandalf to reclaim Lonely Mountain and its treasures. Lonely Mountain had once been the home of the dwarves, until the dragon Smaug, drawn by the vast amount of gold accumulated in the caves, drove them away and settled right in.

If you’re wondering how Peter Jackson plans to expand a novel into 3 feature length films (An Unexpected Journey has a runtime of 170 minutes!), the answer is simple: Drraaaaaaaag it out.

Don’t take my word for it, ask my wife. She actually dozed off during the 1st third of the film. That’s how slow it was. But once the momentum started building, it was pretty enjoyable. Visuals are top notch as we’ve come to expect from a film of that magnitude.

Story wise, its a much more intimate tale of redemption and a more personal journey for the dwarves than it was for the fellowship. And I never thought i’d say this, but, the dwarves looked pretty cool and erm.. even suave (I’m referring of course, to Thorin, the dwarve King).

All in, an enjoyable teaser to the rest of the adventure.

Would have been better had it been shorter and paced tighter.

Rating: 7/10

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Cutest thing you’ll see today – Slow Loris

Dec
18

This is a video of a Slow Loris eating a rice ball. It is quite possibly the cutest thing you’ll ever see in 2012 or when the world ends (whichever comes first).

 

That said, however cute you may find this video, know that the Slow Loris is in danger of going extinct. And the biggest contributing factor is the exotic pet trade.

Slow Lorises routinely have their teeth pulled out or cut before being sold as pets, and many of them die of blood loss, infection or poor nutrition.

So kids, if you want them to live, don’t live with them.

Awww.. those eyes!

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REC3: Genesis

Dec
14

REC3: Genesis Poster

People reading this blog will know I have a weakness for zombie films, and the [REC] series represent the apec of that weakness.

REC 1 and 2 were amazing, and while REC3 doesn’t really add much to the storyline, it does show us that the shit is going down, and its not just isolated in that one apartment building in Barcelona.

REC3 starts off with a wedding between Koldo and Clara, with the by-now familiar hand-held camera view alternating between amateur cameraman Adrian (Koldo’s cousin) and wedding videographer Atun’s lenses. We’re told early on that Adrian’s uncle was bitten by a rabid dog (alarm bells anyone?), but that he will be alright, and the wedding party starts in earnest.

REC3: Genesis

Woohoo! Together 4Ever!

But we’re all just waiting for the shit to hit the fan, which happens close to 20 minutes in, when the title card finally appears. All hell breaks loose, and the newly married couple gets separated in the ensuing chaos.

Thus begins an arduous journey as we follow each of them in their quest to reunite, in between bashing in the heads of their ex-loved ones.

It should have been a much more interesting study in having to kill a ballroom full of friends and relatives, but not much is explored there that hasn’t already been done in other films or The Walking Dead.

REC3: Genesis

Legs and chainsaw never looked so good

But then again, its a freaking zombie movie. Whoever takes the time to think about their moves, usually don’t move much later on. The film departs from its predecessors in using shaky cam shortly after title card, which i’m actually a little conflicted about. Its also much more comedic than REC 1 and 2.

REC3 is directed by Paco Plaza, one half of the duo who did the previous RECs, while REC4 (which is supposed to cap the series) will be directed by Jaume Balaguero, the other half.

I can’t wait to see what happens next.

Rating: 8/10 

 

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Introducing the BS Detector

Dec
11

 

Adobe Marketing Cloud

So much BS swirling in the clouds..

Adobe launched an ad for their marketing cloud services with the BS detector.

Funny.

How are YOU measuring your marketing efforts?

 

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Argo

Dec
11

Argo Movie Poster

In the hands of another director, say, Michael Bay, the re-telling of the Canadian Caper will no doubt be filled with explosions. But with Ben Affleck taking the helm, a gem of a film appears. I went into the film blind (not watching the trailers) and expected some degree of action ala The Town, and was pleasantly surprised to see nary an action scene, yet a film full of suspense and intrigue.

On November 4th 1979, militants stormed the US embassy in Tehran, and took 50 embassy staff hostage, demanding the return of deposed Shah (King, who was now hiding in US) to answer for his crimes. 6 of them escaped, and went into hiding at the residence of the Canadian Ambassador.

Argo is the story of their escape and extraction from Tehran.

Argo

CIA extraction specialist Tony Mendez’s plan, was for him to go under cover as a film producer, scouting Tehran for exotic locations to produce his sci-fi film, Argo, inspired by Battle for the Planet of the Apes.

He would then smuggle in 6 other Canadian passports for the 6 escapees, and posing as a film crew, head out of Tehran together. With such a backdrop, its easy to see how much restraint and integrity Ben has, in order not to infuse the film with any explosions of any kind.

Yet, the film succeeds in investing us in the story, and cheering for their ultimate escape. It has all the elements of a heist film; the plan, the ragtag team (in this instance, the 6 escapees who needs to each put on their role as a Canadian scriptwriter/director/cinematographer etc), the hiccups along the way, and finally, the execution of the plan.

Argo

And as the end credits roll, we couldn’t help but be in awe at Ben’s perfectionist streak as we’re shown stills from the film against actual photographs of the Iran hostage crisis. Uncanny likeness.

Definitely a contender for one of the best films of 2012.

Rating: 9/10

 

Interesting to note how much better Affleck is doing as a director, than just purely as an actor. I read through his Wiki, and saw the title of a student film he’d made called “I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney”. 

What can I say? Awesome name for a film! Would love to watch that!

 

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